Oh-ma-word!
After getting back from my bike ride, I did a solid for Abe and took him for a walk.
I was walking along and then I noticed my thoughts. They were so all over the place, I wanted to write them down and share, if for no other reason than to give you a laugh :-)
So this is how it went:
Ok, Abe, pee on the bush there.
Good job.
Wow! That was the loudest cricket I have ever heard!
What do I see out in the grass, there?
Is it a boar?
A human?
A Sasquatch?
Oh Abe, keep walking.
We stop only if you have to poop.
I hope a wild boar doesn't come out of the grass!
Well, if it does, I have my light with a whistle on it.
I'll blow the heck out of that whistle!
There's a lot of dog poop on this path!
That's what I get for living by a doggie daycare.
Okay, watch out for that rope there!
Don't want to clothesline myself.
I wish my light was a little brighter.
Oh, there went a frog!
Wait, was that a toad?
Has to be a toad.
They have warts.
I learned that from Cat in the Hat on PBS!
I see some stars.
Not very many, though.
I wish the clouds would go away so I could see them better.
Was that a boar?
Sounded like one!
Man, those two dogs sure are barking really loud!
Almost home.
I need a shower.
This stuff was literally going off at lightening speed in my brain.
This noggin needs some rest :-)
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